Visited some dear college friends.
He's a pastor and one of the funniest, quickest people we know.
The church service was very memorable but it wasn't because of our friend.
During the praise and prayers of the people -
Congregant - "My praise is my daughter is engaged. My prayer is they schedule a date for the wedding really soon because she's a twenty-six year old virgin."
A disbelieving silence falls over the crowd. Did he just say what we think he did?
Pastor - "Didn't see that one coming."
What are your prayers and praises?